Bart 1, Goliath 1, Shoes 0

I hoped I could alleviate some canine envy by taking both dogs running.  Not at the same time, of course-that would be like tethering myself to a tree and an easily distracted horse and waiting to see how soon I'll be ripped in half.  

Separate runs seemed like the way to go.  it's not as if either one of them lets me put forth enough effort to tire myself out, so two runs in one morning was fairly easy.  I even took Goliath first to dull his destructive tendencies with exhaustion.  But my brilliant-on-paper plan didn't take Bart's surprise jealousy into account.

There goes another pair of shoes.